Well well well, welcome. WELCOME!! Fancy seeing you here! Welcome to the festival of blogging, the veritable BLOGfest that is NOISE R US...
Now, to clarify, this is my first venture into the unrelenting world of the blog. I have no prior experience. I'm a bulbous, giggling newborn, fresh out of the oven, and I'm an ugly one at that, one of the ones that people look at and think "God, I hope mine's not like that, then I'd have to accidentally drop it into a lion enclosure and no-one's going to believe I could do that twice...". So, let's just hope I blossom into a beautiful swan, shall we, as I plan on diving headfirst into the pool with nothing, no armbands, no goggles, no nothing. So I might be fine, I might not, but hey, it's like a Vin Diesel film isn't it...you never know until you try. Hopefully that's where the similarities will end, but if in seven years I'm releasing another blog with the same exact title but for a few words taken out, you let me know and I'll happily throw myself under a milk van. Deal? Deal.
Right, well, I hope that you enjoy my writing. It's fun for me, and I hope it's fun to read, but if it's not then there's much more out there to go to instead, including my personal favourite, the bread blog; an entire blog, aptly named "breadxbread", that celebrates the glorious invention that is bread, or more specifically the sandwich. As the author explains, "the aim of the blog is not sandwich criticism or comparison, merely plain sandwich appreciation..." now, that sounds right, doesn't it? It just does. HOWEVER, one does wonder to what extent this plain sandwich appreciation will thrive without the addition of a filling or two...be it mere butter or maybe a trickle of pickle. SO, if this doesn't float your boat, run yourselves over, maddened and screaming with delight, to the bread blog...you never know, there might be a cheese blog somewhere near it. Think what glory could await you. But for now, read mine, don't jump the gun.
Right then. Intro done. Now onto the (good) shit.
